viernes, marzo 31

El quinto elemento (ó el surrealismo)


¿Sabéis quiénes son éstos?


Uf, ¡qué ochenteros!


Os daré otra pista:


Unos tíos duros... pero no caigo


¿No?




¡Por el poder de Grayskull!


Bien.
Ahora sentáos.





¿Me da un autógrafo señor Osbourne?

32 Comments:

Blogger davgard said...

Señor Osbourne...JAJAJAJAJAJAJA...

Brutal, y punto.

3/31/2006 07:54:00 a. m.  
Anonymous the metal kun said...

¡Por el poder de mi hacha!

Qué fuerte. Se me han caído los elásticos de cebra de la impresión.

Que Gigatrón nos proteja a todos.

Odín Osborne.

Qué fuerte.

3/31/2006 07:56:00 a. m.  
Anonymous Virdi said...

Jejeje la historia de Bertín y los Manowar es conocidilla. La madre del lider de los melenudos es una fan absoluta del Osborne, los peludos se lo encontraron en un hotel, lo reconocieron y lo acosaron a fotos y autógrafos. Cuentan que se cayeron bastante bien mutuamente, por cierto.

3/31/2006 08:03:00 a. m.  
Blogger Eleder said...

Sólo cabe una frase... Sic Transit Gloria Mundi XDDDDDDDDDDDD

3/31/2006 08:16:00 a. m.  
Blogger deni o kike said...

Siempre que veo este tipo de fotos me pienso lo mal que debe pasarlo un cantante heavy al ver la velocidad a la que pierde pelo. En el siglo XXI no hay problema si te rapas pero en los 80 90 era la ruina.

3/31/2006 08:31:00 a. m.  
Blogger deni o kike said...

COn lo que más flipo es con el cambio de estatura de la peña (que grandes fotógrafos tiene la industria discográfica) comparad la 1º y la última

3/31/2006 08:33:00 a. m.  
Anonymous viperina said...

Que fuerte!
Pero de donde sacais estas cosas!!!

3/31/2006 09:03:00 a. m.  
Anonymous Anónimo said...

es una imagen de lo más inquietante...digna de una película de David Lynch

3/31/2006 10:51:00 a. m.  
Anonymous Glamazon said...

Pero qué zuzto diom-mío Oo MI INFANSIAAAA!!!
Esta me la cobro:

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Blogger deni o kike said...

Lo siento, no he podido aguantar el post (con enlace incluido, faltaría más)

3/31/2006 10:57:00 a. m.  
Anonymous xaral said...

Y digo yo... su madre de qué será fan del Bertín?

3/31/2006 11:19:00 a. m.  
Anonymous xaral said...

Qué feos que son los jodíos!

3/31/2006 11:20:00 a. m.  
Anonymous Anónimo said...

el grupo preferido de saritxu es manowar les tiene todos los discos

3/31/2006 01:28:00 p. m.  
Anonymous Clementine said...

O_o

Sin palabras...
(una razón más para rajarme de Manowar, vayapordiós xD y eso que los escucho de vez en cuando)

3/31/2006 07:14:00 p. m.  
Anonymous yo said...

Brutal xDDDDDDDDD

(Y el anónimo que no tiene ni idea de quién es Saritxu, podría dejar la gracia ya, que empieza a cansar no?)

4/01/2006 12:39:00 a. m.  
Blogger Mara Jade said...

NO-ME-LO-PUE-DO-CRE-ERRRRRRRRRRR!!

Es de verdad!! No es un fake!!

Qué fuerte, qué fuerte, qué fffffffffffffffuerte!

4/01/2006 12:49:00 a. m.  
Anonymous Tigre said...

Pero esos señores con tanto pelo y tan viriles... ¡Son unos enanitos!

Qué shock.

Abajo los mitos.

4/01/2006 09:50:00 a. m.  
Anonymous Witchy said...

Acabo de decir adios a otro mito... Esto no puede serrrrr... Manowar fans del Señor Osbourne... ¡¡¿¿Que pasó con el viejo jevy metal poguer??!!

4/01/2006 12:42:00 p. m.  
Anonymous Witchy (con diéresis) said...

pogüer

4/01/2006 12:43:00 p. m.  
Anonymous Glamazon said...

Quién iba a decir que el Frutero de 7 vidas sería un profeta, y que los heavies acabarían desapareciendo uno a uno (bueno, él le echaba la culpa a que los elásticos eran una estrangulante amenaza a la fertilidad, pero sólo se desbarró un poco)

De verdad, qué vejez me van a dar entre todos.

4/01/2006 01:11:00 p. m.  
Blogger Shhh... said...

....
casi me muero del susto.... :S

XDDDD

4/01/2006 02:22:00 p. m.  
Anonymous Anónimo said...

vivan los hermanos del metal,viva manowar,viva jerez de la frontera,viva bertín osborne!!

4/01/2006 09:10:00 p. m.  
Anonymous Anónimo said...

"Santiago 12"?? terrible...

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4/02/2006 11:02:00 a. m.  
Blogger El Señor de la mente en blanco. said...

joder, cómo etá el mundo del metal... Como se enteren los puristas, verás. Y como a Bertín le dé por fusionar rancheras con metal, ya podemos huir corriendo.

4/06/2006 02:19:00 p. m.  
Blogger zoki said...

jejejeje ya lo vi hace años.

por cierto karl logan no es el de la 1ª foto, ese era su primer guitarrista...

7/05/2006 07:31:00 a. m.  
Blogger Gus said...

fue un clasico en su momento esa foto.

9/23/2006 07:19:00 p. m.  
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